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30
May
When I Look At You — The Scarlet Pimpernel
I would reach for him
But who can hold a memory
And love isn’t everything
That moonlight on the bed will melt away, someday
Oh you were once that someone
Who I followed like a star
Then suddenly you changed
And now I don’t know who you are!
Or could it be
That I never really knew you from the start?
Did I create a dream?
Was he a fantasy?
Even a memory is paradise for all the fools like me!
15
May
I am always brought to tears.
28
Apr
Who died?
The dashboard.
The dash!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say our goodbyes.
Here she lies! We all knew her worth, the late great daughter of David Karp. One these nights when we celebrate the birth in the little town of _________
We raise our glass, you bet your ass to La Vie Tumblr!
La vie tumblr!
La vie tumblr!
La vie tumblr!
To days of intense scrolling, playing qwop and making something out of nothing, the need to express and to fornicate.
To going against the grain, going insane, going mad.
To loving fashion, no tension, to more than one confession.
To starving for attention, hating convention, loving pretention.
Not to mention of course, hating dear old Karp our dad!
To always sleeping midday and Klaine photoshoots
To fruits!
To no absolutes!
To Absolut
To cats
To The Daily What
To hating passing fads!
To being an us for once, instead of anon!
La vie tumblr!
Hey mister, what is air?
So that’s five pizzas,
Four bacon salad,
Three Big Mac dinners
Two chocolate bar platters and one Nutella with strawberries
Yum!
Can I have some?
In your dreams.
And three thousand orders of pie, is that in here?
BUTTERBEER!
To hand bagged milk made in freezing Canada
To Doctors, to Potters
And Jedis like Yoda
To leather, to dildos
To Charlie is so cool
To Starkids and hipsters
And Bieber is a tool
Emotion, promotions, to causing a commotion
Mike, The Situation
Mucho masturbation
From passion, compassion
To music, when it’s new
To big tags and read mores
Abortion is taboo
Kurt Cobaine, Ringo Starr and Gleeks—
Chris Colfer! Darren Criss!
To the page! To Peeta! To Luna! To Nicki Minaj too!
Why Harry, Ron, Hermione went to Hogwarts castle to kill off Voldemort!
La vie tumblr!
Air?
I’m dying.
Brothers!
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homosapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Robert Sheehan!
Draco Malfoy, Gee Pee Oh Why, Russel Brand and Robert Downey Jr., I like llamas,
Love Lady Gaga!
To old Disney, to math and memes, to Friends and to Sam and Dean
Vampire Weekend, The Sex Pistols, Oh Em Gee!
To no shame, let’s play a love game!
To marijuana!
To Sodomy, it’s between God and me.
To SNL!
La vie tumblr!
In honour of the dead of our dash, an impromptu salon will commence shortly after—
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Can I just bring this back?
I totally just sang this.
omg i totally forgot i wrote this
20
Apr
shirtless aaron tveit? i need to see this like now. <3
19
Apr
No Good Deed - Idina Menzel
07
Apr
Gosh I REALLY REALLY want to go see this!
21
Mar
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